Happy Friday Sex Chat Fans! Here’s a hilarious stripper blooper reel for you. Remember ladies, always make sure your stripper pole is safely secured to both the ceiling and floor. No, simply drilling holes through sheet rock and sticking bolts in there will not hold your sexy ass up. No, the portable poles do not have enough staying power to be real. Yes, it does hurt like hell to be dropped on your head from an inverted position. Happy stripping!

This lovely young lady finds out why real stripper poles are anchored professionally. Although, we do give her bonus points for striking a nice hanging pose. If the bolts were not audibly popping out of the ceiling when she reached total inversion, this may have been a very sexy pole dance. One has to wonder what her pooch is thinking in the background.

“So when you break things, do I get to smack your ass with the newspaper?”

Remember gentlemen, our hot cam girls are 100% not your siblings

Sometimes I actually get sort of depressed, and my mind starts to create fantasies about these girls -about why they do what they do. Sometimes I think that maybe they’re locked in the room all day, forced by some filthy fat-fingered cam pimp to fill a quota before the door gets unlocked. But, I don’t think about that for too long, because it makes me feel weird.

Most of the time, the girl’s situation makes me chuckle. I’ve come in on girls eating hoagies, talking on phones, picking their nose, their teeth, the thong out of their crotch. I’ve seen them sleeping, nearly sleeping, seemingly catatonic. I’ve caught them watching tv, reading books, texting, clipping their toe nails, cleaning their jewelry. Sometimes it impossible to tell what the hell their doing. I’ve come in numerous times, and not known what I’m looking at because the camera is zoomed in all the way up on some nondescript body part, the camera jiggling around – I imagine the girl is engaged in some sort of home improvement task, like up on a ladder, changing out a lightbulb or something.

I’ll admit, that once I assume that the cam girl is bored, I try to entertain them. Sometimes it works, and they laugh, and other times it ends up in a psuedo shouting match between me and the performer -something I wouldn’t recommend because it could get your IP banned. Even though you can get temporarily banned, I still love it when the girl gets all annoyed or impatient, or is just down right rude. The best is when you’re talking with some stern eastern-european chick and she’s pissed cause you haven’t jumped right into private with her, so she starts to insult your manhood. The last time this happened to me was last week, the girl asked me if I was a man, I said “yes”, and then proceeded to ask her “are you?, cause you certainly look like a tranny”. Booted.

Sometimes, the language barrier is funny. I like to ask the girl complicated questions such as “Will there need to be a full-blown paradigm-shift in modern physics inorder to reconcile Quantum Mechanics and Relativistic Physics, or will the disparity be smoothed out through developments in models already in use?” And a lot of times I get really intense, long, thought-out answers that get close to elucidating the subject for me, and other times I get “I can fuck time” as an answer.

I recommend that you visit a bunch of free chat lobbies, and try to have fun. I mean, sometimes the girl might not turn you on enough to compel you to pay for sex chat, but that doesn’t mean that your times been wasted. Try to make em laugh, or make them make you laugh.